sinister looking guy in a beanie, smoking a cigarette.
experimenting with simplicity. hi.
21.12.05
more random artwork
sinister looking guy in a beanie, smoking a cigarette.
experimenting with simplicity. hi.
20.12.05
19.12.05
The Darkness - "Growing On Me' - the disturbing truth...
There's this song that came out a while back called 'Growing On Me', by a band called The Darkness. I like this band. I like this song. But it recently occurred to me - this isn't a love song about feeling increasingly fond of someone. No. This is a song about getting a brain tumour. Skeptical? Read the lyrics. It's freaky....
I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who is growing on who
'Cos everywhere I go you're there
Can't get you out of my hair
Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair
I'm being punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you're part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
Any fool can see
Sleeping in an empty bed
Can't get you off my head
I won't have a life until you're dead
Yes, you heard what I said
I wanna shake you off but you just won't go
And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know
That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown
Won't you leave me, leave me alone
So. I think that's proof enough.
Coming soon - an expose of Linkin Park's "In The End" and "Breaking The Habit" - two songs about being unable to finish the last level of Return To Castle Wolfenstein.
PS: Linkin Park suck.
I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who is growing on who
'Cos everywhere I go you're there
Can't get you out of my hair
Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair
I'm being punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you're part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
Any fool can see
Sleeping in an empty bed
Can't get you off my head
I won't have a life until you're dead
Yes, you heard what I said
I wanna shake you off but you just won't go
And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know
That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown
Won't you leave me, leave me alone
So. I think that's proof enough.
Coming soon - an expose of Linkin Park's "In The End" and "Breaking The Habit" - two songs about being unable to finish the last level of Return To Castle Wolfenstein.
PS: Linkin Park suck.
15.12.05
toothbrush deranged #7: revenge and censorship
please note: as matthew hopkins, witchfinder general is now deceased, this comic will now follow the adventures of lenny deranged, who, as stated, is indeed wayne deranged's lil brother. he's got a toothbrush in his head. it's an acquired brain injury. that's the best kind of brain injury!
ps: of course, it would be prudent for one to bear in mind that the actual demise of matthew hopkins, witchfinder general has not been witnessed as such.
Fluffy Things Inside
Don't know. Just a drawing. It's a happy man. With animals inside him. And they're happy too. Everyone's happy. I like you.
14.12.05
Kitten Deranged #5: Hopkins
Please note: As Kitten Deranged is now deceased, this comic strip will now follow the adventures of Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder General (if you've never heard of him, use wikipedia for god's sake).
13.12.05
Wayne Deranged #2: Kitten
*please note: as Wayne Deranged is now deceased, this comic will henceforth follow this kitten. Until it dies. Therefore, it will now be known as Kitten Deranged.
Wiff23 & Slop: Introduction
There's this comic I've been working on over the past Christ-Knows-How-Long-Now, so I'm gonna put it up here.
To start off with, I'll introduce you to the main characters.
WIFFLES_23 is a rabbit. His unusual name (well, Wiffles is a normal name for a rabbit, I'm referring to the "_23" bit) is due to his being born and raised in a science lab, you know, the kind where they experiment on animals. Wiffles is driven by a burning, pathological need to avenge the death of his family at the hands of the evil scientists. And also a burning, pathological need to find out what happened to his right ear, which has been missing for as long as he can remember. Of course, when I say "burning, pathological need", he still spends most of his time like the rest of us chumps, worrying about how to pay the rent and what's on TV, perhaps devoting some time to his burning, pathological need on the holidays.
SLOP is a cow. She has a burning, pathological need to eat tuna, and a lukewarm, slightly-dysfunctional need to drink Slurpies. She shares an apartment with Wiffles.
STEVE is a pig. He has a birthday cake on his head. No-one knows why. He is W23 & Slops landlord.
ROBOT PETE is a robot. Duh. He is the invention and treasured possession of Steve. He's friendly enough.
OK, so I'm gonna post the first page now and see how that all turns out...
To start off with, I'll introduce you to the main characters.
WIFFLES_23 is a rabbit. His unusual name (well, Wiffles is a normal name for a rabbit, I'm referring to the "_23" bit) is due to his being born and raised in a science lab, you know, the kind where they experiment on animals. Wiffles is driven by a burning, pathological need to avenge the death of his family at the hands of the evil scientists. And also a burning, pathological need to find out what happened to his right ear, which has been missing for as long as he can remember. Of course, when I say "burning, pathological need", he still spends most of his time like the rest of us chumps, worrying about how to pay the rent and what's on TV, perhaps devoting some time to his burning, pathological need on the holidays.
SLOP is a cow. She has a burning, pathological need to eat tuna, and a lukewarm, slightly-dysfunctional need to drink Slurpies. She shares an apartment with Wiffles.
STEVE is a pig. He has a birthday cake on his head. No-one knows why. He is W23 & Slops landlord.
ROBOT PETE is a robot. Duh. He is the invention and treasured possession of Steve. He's friendly enough.
OK, so I'm gonna post the first page now and see how that all turns out...
By The Way...
Hi -
As a personal favour to my legions of adoring fans *coff*, I'm gonna start posting more often. Because, as House of Pain so succinctly phrase it - "I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch."
PR.
As a personal favour to my legions of adoring fans *coff*, I'm gonna start posting more often. Because, as House of Pain so succinctly phrase it - "I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch."
PR.
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