27.9.06

an invitation

so, no comics have been posted here for a while. here are The Reasons Why:

Reason #1. My inspiration has moved into other areas - ie. a graphic novel of sorts.

Reason #2. There's a lump the size of an inflatable pony on my jaw - doc says its a cyst. it gets bigger daily. soon it will burst open and millions of baby spiders will swarm out and seize control of the planet. note to self: buy mortein.

Reason #3. As Mutto would say, "the reason is yoooouuuuu". Fuck Mutto. Kill Mutto. Mutto must be destroyed. Bitch should be hurled at an alarmingly large speed into Bobby Flynn and Dean Geyer. The three would then merge into one creature so breath-takingly offensive that the world's governments would have no choice but to send Bruce Willis in to destroy it. He would sacrifice his own life to save Liv Tyler's. Then he would appear as a ghost to Haley Joel Osment. Brad Pitt would then ask Morgan Freeman if he had ever seen anything like this. Man I hate Mutto.

Reason #4. As has been made apparent by Reason #3, I'm struggling for ideas, and figure - "fuck it, I'm not here to TRY."

Therefore I'm extending an invitation...

YOU think of a comic for me to draw, and I'll draw it. Drawing stuff is so much easier when you get told what to do, rather than trying to pull something out of the infinite universe of possibilities.

Then YOU'LL get the writing credit and YOU can post the comic on YOUR blog too. We'll split the profits 50-50, enjoy unheard-of success, then you'll marry a talentless, screaming, japanese artist and the whole thing will go to shit.

20.9.06

19.9.06

fun time

george v3


my extraordinarily attractive wife.

14.9.06

prozac wears off

13.9.06

george v2



a portrait of my gorgeous fiancee.

11.9.06

corgan vs the devil #4: god

when death tries to be cool

corgan vs the devil #3: justice

who's the boss REDUX



Now THAT'S funny.

who's the demon boss?



Okay, fine.

starboy

8.9.06

starboy

who's the demon boss?


TONY: Tony Danza - - DEMONLORD ANGELA: Judith Light
MONA: Katherine Helmond
Mona Character Design: HP Lovecraft

Starboy - Father's Day

7.9.06

who's the demon boss?


TONY: Tony Danza - - DEMONLORD ANGELA: Judith Light
SAM: Alyssa Milano

who's the demon boss?


TONY: Tony Danza - - DEMONLORD ANGELA: Judith Light

6.9.06

who's the demon boss?


TONY: Tony Danza -- DEMONLORD ANGELA: Judith Light

who's the demon boss?


TONY: Tony Danza - - DEMONLORD ANGELA: Judith Light

4.9.06

church

monday - a survival guide

brief update

1. exhibition is finished - sold 9 pieces. have 20 more sitting at home.
2. have started a new novel - 5500 words so far, which includes deaths, beatings, orphanages, soft toys and a rollercoaster. and that's only chapter 2.
3. terminator 3 su-u-ucks.
4. got my artwork on the cover of this year's Verandah (literary journal).

as you were.