This is German director Uwe (pronounced Oo-vay) Boll. He is famous for making movie adaptions of popular video games (BloodRayne, Alone In The Dark etc). These movies are always panned by critics. I haven't seen any of them - though being a regular in the horror section at videobusters, I've been tempted to hire BloodRayne on more than one occasion. And after reading about Uwe's exploits, I DEFINITELY will. Read on.
One day, Uwe got so pissed off with his critics that he extended an invitation to them - to meet him in the boxing ring and sort it out like MEN. Five fame-hungry critics accepted the invitation, on the understanding that it was just a PR stunt - Uwe told them all repeatedly that they didn't need to train or wear any protective gear, it was all for show.
Uwe lied. It was for real. He belted seven shades of shit out of all five of the cunts. One of them required emergency medical treatment.
At the press conference afterwards, Uwe said "I like now the critics."
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